Since when can't you trust Nazis

[roseline371274]

” “Well, anyway, watch carefully, because here are my mysterious buyers. Thanks to you, I just doubled the prices: not only am I selling them the Yellow Jacket… but also the Ant-Man suit! Hahaha!” And look who they are: it's Pam, the asshole shareholder with the broken nose who brings them here! And they're... from Hydra, the evil Nazis!
- Look, selling weapons to the Nazis seems like a really safe plan.
- Oh no, but I've thought of everything: I sold the suit, but not the shrinking formula. I'm only giving them an extract. So, they can only use it a limited number of times... before they have to come back and buy it from me! Ahahahaha! I control fax lists the fuel for the most revolutionary weapon in the world! I'm the most powerful man in the world!
- Yes. Otherwise, Hydra will just analyze your extract and duplicate it. Have you thought of that?
- Ho. No? You guys wouldn't do that?
- Neeeeeeeeeeeein! We're über chentiles-chentiles.
"And you wouldn't come and kill me to make sure no one else benefits, would you?
" "Ach! It's bad, we're going to get it!
" "Mind you, it's true. If you really wanted that weapon, you could have just robbed Pym's, and you've never done that in half a century.
" "...oooh, damn, what a big deal we rented a druc there. I mean, damn, it was done on purpose!"

Damn, what a bunch of losers.

"Come on, Pym! They're Nazis!
But as things begin to escalate, especially when both Pyms are threatened with execution on the spot, Ant-Man comes up with the idea of ​​firing one of his enlarging projectiles at the glass around him, causing it to explode. He can then begin beating everyone up in peace, while alarms sound throughout the building and the Hydra buyers retreat with Yellow Jacket and Darren Cross to the helicopter waiting for them on the roof.

Ant-Man sets off in pursuit, while Hank Pym, injured in the confrontation, explains to his daughter that they need to get out urgently. And that for that, he has a little something:

His tank keychain (I thought Scott stole it? There was even a shot of it!)! Which obviously, – wow! – isn't just a keychain... but a real tank once changed to its normal size! The Pyms can therefore rush to the exit by blowing up the walls before falling several floors in a tank, which is completely safe and without problems. Suffice to say that in front of the building, between people fleeing and a tank falling from the sky, there's a bit of panic. Luis, by the way, has also left the building by evacuating ONE of the guards he knocked out so he wouldn't die with the bombs planted in the server room. He gets there and suddenly... hears the Cucaracha.